Nerds. Gotta Love 'Em.

Wonka Nerds that is. What, you thought this was going to be about those lovable dorks with awesome glasses and superb computer skills? Nope, sorry. That's another post for another day. Anyway, you caught me. I have been munching on those irresistible, tiny, tangy, crunchy and addictive little candies all day. I think I feel a cavity forming in my teeth as I type these words. Ah well, it's totally worth it. In the words of the mighty Willy Wonka himself, "Tremendous things are in store for you! Many tasty treats await you! Inside this Scrumdiddlyumtious package you will find Mystic & Marvelous Surprises that will Entrance, Intrigue & Delight you Beyond Measure. So don't just stand there with your mouth open. Go On. Feed Your Imagination." Who doesn't need food for their imagination!? You heard the man, go eat some Nerds!(again. the candy variety. please do NOT go around eating cute kids wearing nerdy glasses. I mean, not that it isn't possible to do that too. "Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.") 
Seriously though guys, nerds are friends, not food. Besides, only Wonka's Nerds are SCRUMDIDDLYUMTIOUS. =) I don't know about y'all, but I love a guy who can make up such fantastically descriptive words. On that note, I think Mary Poppins and Willy Wonka should get married. I mean think about what a simply marvelous wedding they'd have! It'd be a perfectly Scrumdiddlyumtious Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious occasion! So beautiful....*happy sigh*...don'tcha think?

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